The Twilight Saga: New Moon is a 2009 supernatural fantasy/romance film--the first sequel to the 2008 film, Twilight--starring Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson, and Taylor Lautner. It is the second film in the horrifyingly popular Twilight franchise.
It is notable for setting romance fiction and women's individuality back a hundred years, as well as further cementing Bella Swan as the most unlikable protagonist in film history.
Plot[]
The bitch protagonist? from the first Twilight is dumped by her abusive asshole vampire boyfriend, and proceeds to spend the next several months going Super Saiyan-level emo and turning her best friend into a tool to get back to the shithead vampire.
Notable characters[]
- Bella Swan
- Edward Cullen
- Jacob Black
- Carlisle Cullen
- Aro
- Caius
- Jane
- Marcus
- Sam Uley
- Emily Young
- Jasper Hale
- Rosalie Hale
- Charlie Swan
- Alice Cullen
- Angela
- Laurent
- Victoria Sutherland
The Episode[]
- This is the fourth episode to feature a guest co-host--Hannah Krueger, who joined the hosts for their review of the first Twilight film, and joined them again for Episode 62.
Scores[]
James - Stupefied
Damien - Run
Hannah - Ciao/Chow
Highlights[]
- Listing of all the groups of people that would be offended by this movie
- Hannah's rant
- The characters Jacob should have pursued a romantic relationship with
- Stephenie Meyer hates her own gender
- Ironically true lines
- Any of the rants Damien goes into throughout the episode
References[]
- Murder-Set-Pieces
- Werewolf: The Masquerade
- Vampire: The Masquerade
- Silent Hill: Revelations 3D
- Veronica Mars
- Romeo and Juliet
- Troll 2
- Muse (band)
- The Shins (band)
- Pokemon
- Skylanders
- Samurai Cop
- Tommy Wiseau
- Audrey Hepburn
- Roman Holiday
- The Toxic Avenger Part III: Last Temptation of Toxie
- Slayer
- Twilight
- Bo Jackson
- The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
- Breaking Dawn 1
- Breaking Dawn 2
- The Room
- Walter Payton
- Alone in the Dark
- Aphex Twin
- Age of Extinction
- Mortal Kombat
- Life and Death: Twilight Reimagined
- Mariah Carey
- Face/Off
- Nicolas Cage
- The Wicker Man
- John Travolta
- Donnie Darko
- Winnie the Pooh
- Giant Bomb
- Barney the Bear
- Rose Royce
- Scooby-Doo
- Ghost
- The Golden Compass
- Joss Whedon
- Old Yeller
- Little Tortilla Boy
- South Park
- Pontypool
- John Madden
- Clerks
- The Raven
- Clarissa Explains It All
- The X-Men
- Skyrim
- Once Upon A Time
- Final Fantasy
- County law
- The Hulk
- Uncle Ray
- Darkstalkers
- Sabertooth
- Ozzy Osbourne
- X2: X-Men United
- Kingdom Hearts
- Chrono Trigger
- Atlanta Braves
- Dennis Rodman
- Brock Lesnar
- Miss Cleo
- GTA: Vice City
- David Bowie
- The Man Who Sold The World
- Hellsing
- Blade
- Kate Beckinsale
- Cradle of Filth
- The Donnas
- Bloodrayne 2
- I Know Who Killed Me
- Lionel Hutz
- Twilight: Eclipse
- Saw (series)
- Joan Jett
- Disturbed
- Run Lola Run
- Lady Gaga
- Angel the Series
- Kindred: The Embrace
- Twice as Bright, Half as Long
- Plan 9 From Outer Space
- Mystery Science Theater 3000
- Warriors of the Wasteland
- Rollerblade
- Spiderman 3
- The Legend of Chun-Li
- Zardoz
- Agents of SHIELD
- Earth-2.net: The Show
- On Our Last Life
- Dropped D
- Nine Inch Nails
Tiradesverse tropes[]
- Protagonists? - Bella and Edward
- Real protagonist - Jacob, and to a lesser extent, Rosalie
- Center of the Universe - Bella
- Walking Pile of Sad - Bella, although she mostly stays stationary...
- Romeo and Juliet Were Morons: The Movie
- Ben Kingsley Paycheck - Dakota Fanning and Christopher Heyerdahl
- Movie School Pause Game - Fails badly
- Seinfeld Plot Hole - Numerous examples--pretty much all of which revolve around Edward just accepting that Bella is dead without any concrete evidence of this happening.
- Needlessly cryptic
- Jacob not just telling Bella he's a werewolf when he knows that she knows of the existence of vampires
- Edward calling Bella's house to speak to...Charlie (okay???); Jacob answering Bella's home phone for some reason (who does that???) while she stands there next to him, and Jacob then telling Edward Charlie "is planning a funeral" and literally nothing else.
Ending song[]
Ozzy Osbourne - "Bark at the Moon"
Before and After[]
Previous episode: Episode 48 - Bloodrayne 2: Deliverance
Next episode: Episode 50 - Silent Hill: Revelation 3D