real protagonist in the 1994 film, Street Fighter. He is played by Andrew Bryniarski, who has numerous appearances in the Tiradesverse.
- Practitioner of a sideways thumbs-up, which makes absolutely no sense
- Gets into a Godzilla fight with E. Honda, complete with sound effects
- Has a different goofy facial expression literally every time the camera pans to him
- Suggests that the bad guys change the channel on a security monitor to avoid being engulfed in a massive explosion