Wankstain is a protagonist? in the 2014 Michael Bay film, Transformers: Age of Extinction. He is played by an Irish guy who can't even stay in his own accent.


  • Quite possibly the most disrespectful, insufferable fuckhead asshole in the entire Tiradesverse
  • His entire character can be summed up as follows: telling Cade in every goddamned scene he's making out with and/or banging his daughter
  • Walks around like he's hot shit, but chickenshits out every single time there's real danger
  • Despite disrespecting Cade and Tessa every chance he gets, Cade tells him he better protect her when he inevitably dies
  • In other news, Cade is a fucking dumbass, too
  • Walks around with a laminated card in his wallet explaining one of Texas's age of consent laws
  • Probably a sex offender waiting to happen

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