BloodRayne Vladimir
is a protagonist? in the 2005 Uwe Boll film, Bloodrayne. He is played by an extremely lethargic Michael Madsen.


  • Looks like he is mere seconds away from falling asleep in literally every single scene he's in
  • Just says his lines in lieu of actually acting them
  • Has possibly the shortest sword fight in movie history with Meat Loaf
  • Rayne, a half-vampire, tells him that she doesn't thirst for human blood and that Kagan killed her mother, and that is enough for him to release her from shackles and a prison cell
  • Totally no-sells being impaled by a sword
  • Which is par for the course for him, seeing as how he didn't change his facial expression even one time the entire movie
  • Ben Kingsley Paycheck status revoked--retroactively given the Eric Roberts Paycheck

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