Vince Offer is an infomercial star. He has hocked such products as the Shamwow, Schticky, and Slapchop. His style is mainly to make nonsensical rhymes and incredibly dirty double entendres that somehow go unnoticed by 90% of the TV audience.
- You're going to love his nuts
- Once got into a fight with a hooker that ended in no one getting prosecuted
- In The Ultimate Battle of Good vs. Evil, he will be a neutral party that will provide Shamwows to both sides