Tommy Wiseau (born Don Wiseau, somewhere in France) is the director, writer, producer, lead actor, editor, key grip, best boy, gaffer, caterer, and cameraman of The Room.
- According to Greg Sestero, who plays Mark in The Room, Wiseau claims he is from France and emigrated here due to being wrongfully arrested by the French police
- However, Sestero's brother's girlfriend said she got a copy of his birth certificate, and he was actually born in an Eastern Bloc nation
- Sold toys on the streets of San Francisco
- Apparently worked at a hospital years ago, which is a horrifying thought
- The hosts broke the Guinness Book of World Records for most Tommy Wiseau impersonations in a 2-hour span during Episode 6
- Might actually be D.B. Cooper
- Starred in the Samurai Cop sequel