You're very tall, this is a fact
You can dunk a basketball
But no, you can not act
What the fuck was that?
There was a boombox and some wishes
And some shitty rhymes you spat
I was bleeding from the ear
What was in that boombox anyway
What secrets do you hold?
The urge to slit my wrists was strong
As I watched this movie unfold
What else could I do?
90 minute run time
And only one joke about Shaq-Fu
You're tearing me apart!
I can't decide if I just saw a movie
Or some perverse abstract art
I know you were in Steel
But I have enough mental scarring from this movie
And that may never heal
Kazaam was really fucking wack
Why couldn't you have been in a more respectable film
Like 3 Ninjas Kick Back