The Legend of Zelda cartoon series was a 13-episode miniseries in The Super Mario Bros. Super Show! in 1989. It is known for its atrocious animation and godawful characterization of the main characters--Link and Zelda-- and Link's goofy catchphrase, "Well, excuuuuuuuuuse me, Princess!"
- Zelda thinks of Link as a personal butler and court jester
- Link's ultimate goal is getting a kiss from Zelda
- Spryte is a bastion of sexual innuendos