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Heroes of Wrestling was a professional wrestling pay-per-view that took place in October of 1999 in Bay St. Louis, Mississippi at the Casino Magic. The event consisted entirely of poorly planned and even more poorly executed matches between former 80's wrestlers and, at the time, current wrestlers.

It is widely regarded as the worst pro wrestling PPV of all time.

Wrestlers/PersonalitiesEdit

The EpisodeEdit

  • The full official title of this episode is "The Giant Spectacular Tirades All-Star Special #1"
  • This episode is the first in the show's history to not cover a movie.  It was originally planned to be a short recording (under an hour) as a break between all the pain of Episodes 16-20 and the eventual Transformers discussions.  However, it was not meant to be, apparently.
  • You can thank James' 3,300+-word summary for that

ScoresEdit

The hosts, in addition to their normal Final Words, also gave individual "grades" to each match.

Final Words: James - MMMCCC  Damien - Tulpa

Marty Janetty/Tommy Rogers vs. The Samoan SWAT Team:

James: Wangdoodle
Damien: 17 on a scale of 3-99, with a 10 being an okay, a 72 being horrible, and a 98 being a Divas match

George "The Animal" Steele vs. Greg "The Hammer" Valentine

James: Caesar salad with extra croutons
Damien: 6 minutes of my life more than it deserved

Julio Fantastico vs. Too Cold Scorpio:

James: Chromatic flugelhorn
Damien: Threeve

The Iron Sheik and Nikolai Volkoff vs. "The Men from Down Under" (The Bushwhackers)

James: Three Days Grace
Damien: Brown note

Tully Blanchard vs. Stan Lane

James: Teardrop tubeshoulder
Damien: Like you're starving for hours, then you drive up to KFC, and they tell you they ran out of chicken

One-Man Gang vs. Abdullah the Butcher

James: Ford Pinto
Damien: Ruth Bader Ginsberg

Cowboy Bob Orton vs. Jimmy "Superfly" Snuka

James: Gentleman Usher of the Black Rod
Damien: I'd probably still watch this over a Randy Orton match at this point

King Kong Bundy and Jim "The Anvil" Neidhart vs. Yokozuna and Jake "The Snake" Roberts

James: The Boo Box
Damien: Catheter

HighlightsEdit

  • James manages to recap the One-Man Gang/Abdullah the Butcher match where literally nothing happened
  • "There was more loose skin in this match than a dumpster behind a plastic surgeon's office"
  • James recites the entire Jake Roberts drunken backstage promo

ReferencesEdit

Ending SongEdit

Bonnie Tyler - Holding Out For A Hero (Official Music Video)04:46

Bonnie Tyler - Holding Out For A Hero (Official Music Video)








Before and AfterEdit

Previous Episode - Episode 20 - The Last Airbender

Next Episode - Episode 21 - Transformers

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