Sister Beech
is an antagonist in The Wicker Man (2006). She is played by Diane Delano.


  • Is a woman in The Wicker Man remake and therefore, is a total bitch
  • The woman you get when you can't get Kathy Bates
  • Was one half of the WCW Tag Team Champions with the Flower Shop Lady
  • Runs a tavern that serves mead
  • Played offensive tackle for the Seattle Seahawks
  • Gets punched in the face by Nic Cage
  • Dresses in a giant fish costume