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Santa Claus is the titular character and main antagonist of the 2005 film, Santa's Slay.  He is played by former pro wrestler, Bill Goldberg.

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  • Frankly, is one of the greatest characters in the entire Tiradesverse
  • In a roundabout way, you could consider him a real protagonist
  • Is a demon who lost a bet and had to become the jolly fat guy of legend
  • Upon serving his 1,000 years of having to be nice to people, immediately starts randomly killing douchebags who deserve it
  • Rides a giant white bison called a "helldeer"
  • Spits fireballs
  • Sanitizes a stripper pole before he rips it out of the floor to use as a lethal weapon
  • Tries to run over Nick and Mac with a Zamboni machine
  • Seriously, I can't think one of bad thing to say about this character

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