Santa Claus is the titular character and main antagonist of the 2005 film, Santa's Slay. He is played by former pro wrestler, Bill Goldberg.
- Frankly, is one of the greatest characters in the entire Tiradesverse
- In a roundabout way, you could consider him a real protagonist
- Is a demon who lost a bet and had to become the jolly fat guy of legend
- Upon serving his 1,000 years of having to be nice to people, immediately starts randomly killing douchebags who deserve it
- Rides a giant white bison called a "helldeer"
- Spits fireballs
- Sanitizes a stripper pole before he rips it out of the floor to use as a lethal weapon
- Tries to run over Nick and Mac with a Zamboni machine
- Seriously, I can't think one of bad thing to say about this character