The Tirades hosts do not use a traditional movie rating system because the assumption is that all movies they review deserve zero stars in such a system. However, James will often say that if a Tiradesverse movie had done some hypothetical thing, or added a hypothetical line, he would have given it a quarter of a star in a traditional movie rating system. The sentiment being that it would have been a really awesome bright spot that earned it that fraction of a star in an otherwise atrocious movie.

Damien declared Jem and the Holograms to be quarter-star-proof due to how much the entire film offended him.

Hypotheticals that would have earned the 1/4-StarEdit

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