Phil Barber is a character in the 2013 David DeCoteau film, A Talking Cat!?!. He is played by Johnny Whitaker.


  • A star in the computer business
  • Lives in a mansion used to film many softcore gay porno movies
  • No, that isn't a joke
  • Though he sold his entire company for a small fortune, his technological "expertise" is apparently just: throwing out random computer buzzwords while staring at a website or pie chart
  • Wears a shirt that literally translates to "One fucking day at a time." (see the picture)
  • Is what we imagine Dexter Holland will look like when he's 68
  • Which is really sad since Johnny Whitaker is only 55...
  • Possibly Greg "the Hammer" Valentine's twin brother

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