is a character in the 2003 Tommy Wiseau film, The Room. He is played by Kyle Vogt.


  • Was a victim of the Rhombus of Fun
  • Always trying to play psychologist
  • Full disclosure--he IS a psychologist
  • Flat out asks if Johnny if he is going to run in the Bay to Breakers race, which is an annual San Francisco footrace where people run while dressed in costumes or while mostly nude
  • Try to get that image out of your head
  • Was abducted by the Psychlos halfway through the film
  • Gets knocked out by Terry Crews in an Old Spice commercial