Pastor Timmons is a character in the 2005 film, Santa's Slay. He is played by Dave Thomas.
No, not the Wendy's guy.
- Is your stereotypical evangelist douche
- Takes his parishioners' collection plate money to give to strippers at the local nudie bar
- Gets backhanded and bashed in the face with a mallet by Santa Claus
- Gets impaled on a flagpole