Pastor Timmons is a character in the 2005 film, Santa's Slay. He is played by Dave Thomas.

No, not the Wendy's guy.


  • Is your stereotypical evangelist douche
  • Takes his parishioners' collection plate money to give to strippers at the local nudie bar
  • Gets backhanded and bashed in the face with a mallet by Santa Claus
  • Gets impaled on a flagpole

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