Nic cages career

Einstein and Feynman attempting to make sense of Nic Cage's career

Nic Cage's Career is an artifact of misery, considered to be the most dangerous weapon in the Tiradesverse. It has manifested in several different forms and is most definitely part of Jigsaw's plan to destroy the universe. It was first discovered, oddly enough, by Michael Cole in the Wicker Man episode.

Attempts have been made to measure Nic Cage's career. The closest formula has been that if you begin with negative E (for the opposite of entertaining) plus or minus the square root of c squared (Car Chase) minus four F (close shots of his face) V (volume of his yelling) all over 2F. However, most think that the Career is a mass of pure chaos. Some say it was spawned from The Source.


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