Mikaela Banes is a major protagonist? in the 2007 Michael Bay film, Transformers, as well as its first sequel, Revenge of the Fallen. She is played by Megan Fox.
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- One of the most shallow characters in the entire Tiradesverse
- Practitioner of the Kristen Stewart "stare-off-into-space endlessly" maneuver
- So orange that it's suspected that she bathes daily in a vat of spray tan
- Is not Trent's "little bunny"
- This, despite the fact that she was literally draped over his back two minutes earlier
- Has the gall to gets pissed off at Sam over, of all things, his fucking eBay username when she was an accessory to multiple grand theft autos.
- Is a total bitch
- Her clothing is apparently coated in teflon because it never gets so much as a smudge on it, even while being surrounded by explosions
- Keeps Whiffledick in a metal box and somehow gets it through airport security
- The only reason she keeps him in this box is because of plot convenience
- Somehow gets from her auto shop to the unnamed California airport, flies across country to Pennsylvania, gets through that airport, hails a cab, and makes it to Sam's college all in the span of...an hour???
- Doesn't return for the third movie, and gets replaced by someone who is an even worse actress