Michael Bay
is an American film director and producer known for his ridiculously over-the-top, high-budget action films that tend to feature endless explosions, toilet humor, and fight scenes in lieu of plot or character development. He has no known editing ability.



  • Disciple of Jigsaw and key explosions expert in his war against Jim Varney's forces of good
  • Has a massive list of things he has never seen or done
  • Thinks statutory rape is funny and that his audiences want to hear jokes about it

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