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Kirsten Hiller is the main protagonist? in the 1989 film, Elves. She is played by Julie Austin.
Facts[]
- Is supposed to be in high school, despite looking like she is in her late 30's
- Is an incest child of her grandfather and mother
- Is supposedly the most important part of a decades-long Nazi plan to birth an army of evil elf creatures that will comprise the "Fouth Reich"
- Accidentally cuts her hand open during the most half-assed pagan ritual ever and the blood that drips into the grass she's standing on causes the film's only elf creature ever seen on screen to arise from the ground
- Which begs the question: if she didn't accidentally cut herself, would anything in this movie have happened?
- No, probably not, and we'd all be much better off for it
- Allies herself with Grizzly Adams, who is working as a mall Santa
- Kills the evil elf with a crystal