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Kazaam
Kazaam
is the titular character of the 1996 film of the same name. He is played by Shaquille O'Neal.

FactsEdit

  • Is a rapping genie, which makes absolutely no fucking sense
  • Trapped inside a boombox because of a wrecking ball
  • Doesn't really rap; instead, he kind of talks to a beat
  • Invincible to baseball bats
  • Enslaved by Max
  • Would really like to green egg and ham it
  • Prefers for youngsters to not turn their butts on him
  • Hasn't had nubian goat eyeballs in over 3,000...days
  • Shoots sparkle dust out of his boombox
  • Claims to be able to create mounds of food as high as the sky, but doesn't even come close

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