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Kasumi

Kasumi is one of the three main protagonists? of the 2006 film, DOA. She is played by Devon Aoki.

Facts[]

  • Easily the most boring of the three
  • Lives in a temple in the sky
  • Has a weird incestuous fascination with her brother. (See also: Flower giving protocol)
  • Can jump over mountains and walk on top of ninjas' heads
  • Despite being like 5'2", can conceal a hang glider under her robe
  • Cast by way of the Asian actress Rolodex
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