The Joker is the main villain in the 1989 Tim Burton Batman film. He is played by Jack Nicholson.
Facts[]
- Killed Bruce Wayne's parents
- Fuck right off
- The movie explicitly states that the events in it all took place over a week. Therefore, IN ONE FUCKING WEEK, he:
- Gets dunked in the acid tank
- Somehow makes it out of the acid tank and gets to a surgeon that's probably under the mob's employ
- Gets plastic surgery
- Wakes up the next night (with no scars at all) and stumbles out
- Makes it back to Carl Grissom's penthouse and kills him
- Fucks around and waits for Grissom's squeeze to come home
- Meets with the rest of the mob bosses and tells them he wants to run Gotham into the ground
- Kills the one guy out in broad daylight in front of City Hall
- Broadcasts a TV commercial
- Gets cars painted green and purple for his gang
- Creates the Joker toxin, contaminates millions of individual toiletries and personal hygiene products with it, and markets and ships it out to the entire city
- Goes to the museum to deface all the artwork (and by the way, anyone who says this movie isn't campy is either a fucking moron or willfully blind) and accost Vicki Vale
- Goes to accost Vale again, this time at her apartment where he shoots Bruce Wayne and then, inexplicably leaves for some reason
- Has the parade where he tries to kill everyone
- Goes up to the top of the cathedral and does whatever the fuck he does up there
- Plummets to his doom
- In other news, this movie has plot holes you could drive a Sherman tank through
- In other other news, this is one of the most dated and poorly aged movies in cinematic history