Ian Wilson is a genuine British person who is a mutual friend to both Damien and James and a fellow staff member at Earth-2.net. As of August 2013, he and James, along with Michael David Sims have reviewed every live-action Batman film released to date (on Earth-2.net: The Show.)
He also joined James and Damien in covering the comic book movie, Faust: Love of the Damned, on Episode 58 of Tranquil Tirades.
- Officially annointed Damien as a Brit
- Quite fond of museums
- Described by James as "The Master of Feedback"
- Described by Damien as "The European Champion of Feedback"
- A master of the Kazoo and 50 kazoo-based martial arts forms
- Stripped of his feedback titles in Episode 40 following Will Ackerman highlighting his alleged disloyalty during the hosts' brief deaths.