His stupid face is often framed with an equally stupid grin and he knows just enough about playing acoustic guitar to impress a girl that doesn't know how a guitar works.
He's most likely trying to steal your girlfriend right now.
He probably screams his own name during sex.
He believes himself to be a lovable rogue on the level of Han Solo.
The source of all his power is the Palm Pilot.
He refers to a Scotch on the rocks as a "Sco-Ro" and drinks kombucha.
He is Damien's arch-nemesis.
(This term is also used to classify any characters fitting the above description in Tiradesverse movies.)