Greg "The Hammer" Valentine
is a veteran pro wrestler that was so well known for having long boring matches that it actually became his gimmick.
- Once had a staring contest with a tree stump. And won.
- May very well be from the planet Zeist, as he has not aged a day since 1978.
- Looks like a cigar store Indian
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