It is believed, through careful study of these videos, that Johnson is an alien from a planet called Urf that has a real bad moon eclipsing it, and his real name is "The Sand Rippa". Apparently, he is here to save us from the deadly aliens called the Punchies. And he highly recommends that we eat wonton and beef stew. Also a philosopher, he says there is nothing between each of us but air and a toothy boy.
He also believes that juice makes sugar.