Double Team is a 1997 action film starring Jean-Claude Van Damme, Dennis Rodman and Mickey Rourke. It won three Golden Raspberry Awards for Worst Supporting Actor, Worst New Star, and Worst On-Screen Couple. It probably won't come as a shock to you to learn that Dennis Rodman won all three.
The film is most infamously known for its astronomically insane final scene. And holy shit, what a scene it is. Before that? You honestly might as well be watching Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever.
Plot[]
Jean-Claude Van Damme has to escape from Secret Agent Alcatraz so he can team up with a crossdresser in order to rescue his wife and newborn son from The Wrestler.
Notable characters[]
The Episode[]
- This episode continues an odd and unintentional tradition of all their "5" episodes being Farvas. (Episode 5 was The April Fool's Joke, Episode 15 was Masters of the Universe, Episode 25 was Zardoz, Episode 35 was Yor, the Hunter, and now Episode 45 is this.)
- Unfortunately, James unknowingly recorded the entire episode with his mic unplugged. His audio was picked up by his headset, resulting in some very odd audio levels.
Scores[]
James - Grrrrrrrrreat!
Damien - Explosie
Highlights[]
- All the Tiradesverse connections Damien made during the shootout Jack had at his house
- The final scene
References[]
- Dead or Alive Xtreme
- A Talking Pony
- A Talking Cat
- The April Fool's Joke
- Masters of the Universe
- Zardoz
- Yor: The Hunter from the Future
- Elektra
- Tool
- Lateralus
- Howard the Duck
- Godzilla (1998)
- Mission Impossible
- Street Fighter
- Arnold Schwarzenegger
- Dropped D
- The Flash
- Austin Powers
- Ecks vs Sever
- Sin City
- JK Simmons
- Santa With Muscles
- South Park
- Dark Souls
- Rainbow Six
- Tom Clancy
- Metal Gear Solid 1
- Silent Scope
- Hotline Miami
- Call of Duty
- The Happening
- The Legend of Chun-Li
- Michael Clarke Duncan
- Rocky
- Twisted Metal
- Twisted Metal 2
- Ivan Ooze
- Ryback
- Jack Swagger
- Ron Perlman
- Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation
- Pittsburgh Steelers
- PBS
- Prime Time Players
- Johnny Pneumonic
- Glitter
- Highlander: The Source
- Bo Jackson
- Power Rangers
- The Crow
- Over the Hill
- Die Hard 2
- Die Hard 3
- Die Hard
- Pulp Fiction
- Ving Rhames
- Mega Man
- Hoffman
- Jigsaw
- Amanda
- Home Alone
- George Carlin
- Turbo: A Power Rangers Movie
- She-Hulk
- Deadpool
- Revenge of the Fallen
- Alone in the Dark
- Kazaam
- Troll 2
- House of the Dead
- Tara Reid
- The Talking Heads
- Nic Cage's Career
- Tommy Boy
- The Hummer angle
- Carmen Electra
- Michael Jordan
- Shaq
- Jimi Hendrix
- Hulk Hogan
- Morgan Freeman
- Sam Jackson
- Stanley Tucci
- Christopher Walkin
- Sir John Gielgud
- Daffy Duck
- Silent Hill 3
- Color Me Bad
- Robert Smith
- John Lennon
- The Lonely Island
- Sunset Riders
- Red Dead Redemption
- Hot Fuzz
- Space Jam
- Highlander 2
- GTA
- Jennifer Love Hewitt
- Condemned
- Battle Royal
- Battlefield Earth
- Murder-Set-Pieces
- Allan Iverson
- Double Dragon
- Mortal Kombat: Annihilation
- Dwayne Johnson
- The Wicker Man
- RuPaul
- Santa's Slay
- Bob the Goon
- Kingdom Hearts
- Torque
- Black Christmas
- Just Cause 3
- Michael Bay
- Bloodrayne
- Saw 3D
- Simon Says
- Dane Cook
- A Nightmare on Elm Street
- Nutcracker in 3D
- Dead or Alive
- Game of Thrones
- The Walking Dead
- Power Rangers Jungle Fury
- Power Rangers Dino Charge
- Super Sentai
- Power Rangers: In Space
- Power Rangers: RPM
- Jake "The Snake" Roberts
- Darren Matthews
- Joss Whedon
- Middian
- William Regal
- Twilight: Eclipse
- MST3K
- Dutch Mantel
- Captain Lou Albano
- Amber Tamblin
- Extra Lives
Tiradesverse tropes[]
- Protagonists? - Jack and Yaz
- Courtney - The agent in the beginning who recruits Jack
- Dennis Rodman Rule - The originator!
- Everything explodes - And HOW!
- Antonio Banderas Slow Walk - Stavros
- Massive gunfight - All over the place
- Bullseye Bullshit - Stavros shoots a sniper in the eye with a pistol...FROM SNIPING RANGE
- Unrealistic Real Estate - Jack's house in the mountains
- No movie!!! - Jack refuses to accept the job at the beginning of the movie
- This fucking scene - Jack's workout montage
- Disrespecting the Dead - Mass amounts of random civilians get gunned down in two different scenes and no one seems to give a shit
- Movie hacking - This movie runs on it
Ending song[]
Kurtis Blow - Basketball
Before and After[]
Previous episode: Episode 44 - Turbo: A Power Rangers Movie
Next episode: Episode 46 - Howard the Duck