The Legend of the Titanic is a 1999 Italian animated romance film--a shameless ripoff of James Cameron's 1997 mega-blockbuster, Titanic.

It is infamously known as the first in a string of several Italian animated movies that completely gloss over the tragedy of the RMS Titanic's sinking and turn it into a half-assed story of talking anthropomorphic animals and good-versus-evil.

And that goddamned abomination of nature known as Tentacles.


It was actually a gang of talking mafioso sharks who tricked a gigantic dog/octopus thing into throwing an iceberg into the RMS Titanic as part of a needlessly complex whaling scheme by the eyepatch guy from Harvey Birdman that caused the ship to sink.

Also, a gypsy prince falls in love with some chick (who can talk to dolphins and mice thanks to magic moonbeams) because he sniffed her glove.

Notable charactersEdit

The EpisodeEdit

  • Originally, the plan for this episode was to review the animated movie, Titanic: The Legend Goes On; however, that plan was scrapped when the hosts decided there was no feasible way to linearly synopsize it with how little focus it had and because there was so little that actually happened in the movie.
  • This is the first animated movie that the hosts have covered on the show.  Prior to this, there have been several animated movies and series that have been covered as written Tirades.


James - Vaffanculo

Damien - Mouser


  • The Duke of Camden was in on the secret meeting to pull Megatron out of the Arctic
  • James imagines how the conversation between Elizabeth and her father would go when she explains about her talking animal friends
  • James sums up the entire movie in one sentence


Tiradesverse tropesEdit

Ending songEdit

The Lonely Island - I'm On A Boat ft03:05

The Lonely Island - I'm On A Boat ft. T-Pain

Before and AfterEdit

Previous episode: Episode 30 - I Know Who Killed Me

Next episode: Episode 32 - Dragonball Evolution

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