I Know Who Killed Me is a 2007 supernatural horror/suspense gore-porn film starring Lindsay Lohan.
Its title should have been I Eventually Deduced Who Wounded My Twin.
Plot
A "Jump to Conclusions" game combined with Lindsay Lohan pole dancing and a fucking fortress's worth of gore porn.
Notable Characters
- Aubrey Fleming
- Dakota Moss
- Susan Fleming
- Daniel Fleming
- Jerrod Pointer
- Douglas Norquist
- Phil Lazarus
- Julie Bascome
- Greg Jameson
- Art Bell
- Fat Teena
The Episode
This episode came out at exactly 2 hours to the second.
Scores
James - Brown
Damien - Goat
Highlights
- The Lindsay Lohan twins are a Nintendo DS game
- Terry Crews' WCW "career"
- The hosts imagine what Daniel Fleming did to find another baby at the hospital
- "TWINS ARE NOT MAGICAL!!!"
- Susan and Dakota form a duo of charisma right up there with the Rock n' Sock Connection
- "Zubaz is eternal"
References
- Harvey Danger
- The Razzies
- Mean Girls
- The Parent Trap
- The Legend of Chun-Li
- The Wicker Man
- Bloodrayne 2
- Ecks vs Sever
- Transformers
- Godzilla
- Age of Extinction
- Sisters
- Body Double
- David Lynch
- Murder-Set-Pieces
- Showgirls
- Battlefield Earth
- House of the Dead
- Bloodrayne
- Torque
- Catwoman
- Santa's Slay
- My Own Worst Enemy
- Led Zepplin
- System of a Down
- Bandfuse
- Zakk Wyld
- American McGee's Alice
- Kazaam
- Revenge of the Fallen
- Frédéric Chopin
- The Glass Menagerie
- The Church Rabbit
- Jigsaw
- Jake the Snake
- Tommy Wiseau
- Zubaz
- A Talking Cat
- Uncle Ray
- Hostel
- The Blue Man Group
- American Gladiators
- The Crow: Wicked Prayer
- Zardoz
- Layne Staley
- Maroon 5
- Cooking with Scorpion
- Road Rash 3DO
- Soulcaliber
- Scooby-Doo
- The Room
- Terry Crews
- WCW
- Battledome
- WMAC Masters
- Rick Steiner
- Nitro
- Snoop Dogg
- Andre 3000
- will.i.am
- The Little Giants
- Beethoven
- Mozart
- PS2
- Maci Grey
- Insane Clown Posse
- Art Bell
- Hotmail
- Batman and Robin
- Ask.com
- Coast to Coast AM
- Rock n Sock Connection
- Uwe Boll
- Nintendo DS
- Benny Hill
- Saw
- Cary Ewels
- Penn Jillette
- Castlevania
- A Nightmare on Elm Street
- Sweeney Todd
- Psycho
- Hannibal Lecter
- No Country for Old Men
- Twisted Metal
- Black Christmas
- The One Warrior Nation
- The Ultimate Warrior
- Pokemon
- Hoffman
- Blade Runner
- Eraserhead
- Inland Empire
- Sesame Street
- Alone in the Dark
- Goat Simulator
- Michael Bay
- Far Cry 3: Blood Dragon
- Citizen Kane
- Transformers: The Movie
- Hellsing
- House of the Dead
- Iron Man 3
- Castlevania 2: Simon's Quest
- Justice League: War
- Anne Rice
- The Wizard of Oz
- Interview with a Vampire
- Zombie Mountain
- Con-Air
- Konami
- Ed Wood
- Desmond Reddick
- Dropped D
Tiradesverse tropes
- Protagonists? - Aubrey and Dakota
- Real protagonist - Susan
- Plot convenience
- A coyote runs across the road when a random car drives by, and this is the only reason anyone finds Dakota in the ditch
- Art Bell
- Random sex scene - Dakota and Jerrod
- No One Will Like Your Character - Aubrey is kidnapped and tortured but was on screen for like 14 minutes
- SYMBOLISM!!!
- There Are No Police
- Yet another example where the FBI agents are completely ineffectual
- These ones go above and beyond by jumping to insane conclusions with no evidence to support their theories
- After they obtain some DNA evidence, they completely disappear from the movie never to be seen again, even though the case hasn't been solved
- High School High
- Eric Roberts Paycheck - Neal McDonough
- Casio Keyboard
- Walking Pile of Sad - Susan
- New Santroitcagobergville - The unnamed urban hellhole Dakota grew up in
- Exposition Network
- Nontendre - "Go fuck yourself". (Dakota to Daniel after she figures out she is Aubrey's twin and Daniel refuses to reveal his secret.)
- Nonsensical Title - Literally nothing in this title is true
- Seinfeld Plot Hole - The hospital could have compared birthmarks or other infomation from Aubrey and Dakota's medical records to determine that Dakota's story was actually true.
Ending song
Eiffel 65 - Blue (Da Ba Dee) (Original Video with subtitles)
Before and after
Previous episode: Episode 29 - Bloodrayne
Next episode: Episode 31 - The Legend of the Titanic