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Torque is a 2004 action movie starring Martin Henderson and Ice Cube.

It is best known for its blatant disregard for the laws of physics, and for a scene with motorcycles fighting each other.

And that gigantic fucking key.

PlotEdit

Dozens of Road Rash cosplayers chase each other around on motorcycles and drink beer.

Notable charactersEdit

The EpisodeEdit

This episode was desperately needed by the hosts, just to save them from the previous three episodes

ScoresEdit

James - Unlikely

Damien - Fumblesnatch

HighlightsEdit

  • "The courtship rituals in this movie are fucking bewildering!!!"
  • HE USES A FUCKING KEYBLADE!!!
  • The mass pissing by the Hellions
  • Turning heads in sequence
  • The cannon drill that McPherson's Hummer does
  • The bike fight

ReferencesEdit

Tiradesverse tropesEdit

  • Protagonists? - Ford, his buddies, Shane, and Trey
  • Plot convenience -
    • The conveniently placed ramps everywhere
    • The mineshaft in the middle of the desert with working lighting that the protagonists? hide in
  • No One Will Like Your Character - Guys riding crotch rockets and spouting one-liners
  • New Santroitcagobergville - The unnamed city where all the early action happens
  • Finer Cronies and Goons, Inc. - All the dozens of unnamed gang members
  • There Are No Police - Rears its ugly head in multiple ways:
    • The two FBI characters are idiots
    • The random sheriffs in this unnamed town are wholly clueless on how to perform an investigation
    • They take the testimony of one person's "eyewitness" account of a murder of a gang member, and this is enough to start a statewide manhunt for a specific person
    • One gang member dies, and the entire state of California loses its shit and puts up ROAD BLOCKS to find the supposed perpetrator
    • They have absolutely zero evidence to tie this suspect to the scene of the crime
  • Courtney - Val
  • Amber - The random whore played by Christina Milian
  • Pointless heel turn - McPherson
  • Nontendre - "You shouldn't pick on girls."
  • Plot Armor - Ford survives numerous crashes that by all rights should have killed him
  • Instant Love - Shane falls in and out of love with Ford like 126 times.

Ending songEdit

Prozak For Lovers - Sedated02:41

Prozak For Lovers - Sedated









Before and AfterEdit

Previous Episode: Episode 23 - Transformers: Dark of the Moon

Next Episode: Episode 25 - Zardoz

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