Michael Bay is to blame.
It won the People's Choice Award for "Best Horror Movie" in 2011, which further proves that your garden-variety audience has no taste in cinema.
A burnt midget hunts down a bunch of teenagers and shows his utter lack of medical knowledge.
- This was the first official episode of the podcast, and first to use the show's theme song.
- It also marks the first appearance of No One Will Like Your Character.
This was introduction of The Final Word grading scale.
James - Insulting
Damien - Fuck
Mike - Keanu
- Everyone has single parents
- Damien and Mike nearly have a sassy fight
- Everyone in this movie is white
- Freddy throws Kris like she's a fucking Hadoken
- A coma is not sleep
- The cooter glove (also the meerkat cooter glove)
- A Nightmare on Elm Street (series)
- Friday the 13th
- Little Children
- Kane Hodder
- Micky Mouse
- The Teletubbies
- Ghost Rider
- Fall Out Boy
- Dawson's Creek
- The X-Men
- Michael Bay
- Betsy Russell
- Silent Hill
- Saved by the Bell
- Clarissa Explains It All
- Freddy vs Jason
- Street Fighter
- Scary Movie 2
- The Shawshank Redemption
- Mortal Kombat
- Lex Luthor
- Alfred Hitchcock
- Adham Fisher
- Robert Pattinson
- Tony Todd
- Haley Joel Osment
- The Texas Chain Saw Massacre
- Johnny Depp
- Shutter Island
- Pulp Fiction
- C. Thomas Howell
- Never Sleep Again
- Die Hard 4
- Jackie Gleeson
- Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure
- Protagonists? - Every one of the teenagers
- Goof Troop - All the students
- No One Will Like Your Character - Nancy is a virginal flower. And she draws.
- Plot convenience - Freddy showing his backstory to Quentin for no reason
- Evil shenanigans - Destroying the legacy of Freddy Krueger
- New Santroitcagobergville
- High School High
- Ben Kingsley Paycheck - Clancy Brown
- Nontendre - "You really shouldn't fall asleep in class."
- Unrealistic Real Estate - The homes of all these single-parent kids
- Brick Wall Ending
- Sequel That Will Never Happen
Before and AfterEdit
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