A Nightmare on Elm Street is a 2010 remake of the popular 80s horror series of the same name, starring Jackie Earle Haley.

Michael Bay is to blame.

It won the People's Choice Award for "Best Horror Movie" in 2011, which further proves that your garden-variety audience has no taste in cinema.


A burnt midget hunts down a bunch of teenagers and shows his utter lack of medical knowledge.

Notable CharactersEdit

The EpisodeEdit

  • This was the first official episode of the podcast, and first to use the show's theme song.


This was introduction of The Final Word grading scale.

James - Insulting

Damien - Fuck

Mike - Keanu


  • Everyone has single parents
  • Damien and Mike nearly have a sassy fight
  • Everyone in this movie is white
  • Freddy throws Kris like she's a fucking Hadoken
  • A coma is not sleep
  • The cooter glove (also the meerkat cooter glove)


  • A Nightmare on Elm Street (series)
  • Friday the 13th
  • Little Children
  • Kane Hodder
  • Micky Mouse
  • The Teletubbies
  • Twilight
  • Ghost Rider
  • Fall Out Boy
  • Dawson's Creek
  • Murder-Set-Pieces
  • Nirvana
  • The X-Men
  • Michael Bay
  • Betsy Russell
  • Silent Hill
  • Saved by the Bell
  • Clarissa Explains It All
  • Scream
  • Leprechaun
  • Jigsaw
  • Freddy vs Jason
  • Street Fighter
  • Scary Movie 2
  • The Shawshank Redemption
  • Mortal Kombat
  • Lex Luthor
  • Highlander
  • Queen
  • Dokken
  • Alfred Hitchcock
  • Adham Fisher
  • Robert Pattinson
  • Thankskilling
  • Nutbag
  • Tony Todd
  • Haley Joel Osment
  • Crank
  • The Texas Chain Saw Massacre
  • Johnny Depp
  • Watchmen
  • Shutter Island
  • Pulp Fiction
  • C. Thomas Howell
  • Never Sleep Again
  • Die Hard 4
  • Jackie Gleeson
  • Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure

Tiradesverse TropesEdit

Before and AfterEdit

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Next Episode - Episode 2 - Black Christmas (2006)

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