Alone in the Dark is a 2005 horror/action film directed by Uwe Boll that is very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very loosely based on the video game series of the same name.

It is notable for being Boll's worst film, which is saying a metric fuckton.


Your guess is as good as ours.

Notable charactersEdit

The EpisodeEdit


James - Constipation

Damien - Zilla (It should be noted that Damien used this Final Word well before he and James decided to review Godzilla (1998))


  • Stephen Dorff and Christian Slater form a Supernova of Non-charisma
  • Liu Kang is killed via pit fatality.
  • A Coinstar machine spitting out a seagull with a pickle in its beak, bass guitars for legs/feet, and Tommy guns for wings shooting people while playing "Sir Psycho Sexy" by the Red Hot Chili Peppers
  • The hosts declare that this movie's script makes less sense than ANY other movie they have ever reviewed--even including the likes of Birdemic, Showgirls, and The Room.  However, it turns out that a couple years later, they would find a script that makes even less sense...
  • "A million monkeys with a million hammers, standing in a line, hitting each other in the head repeatedly, then forced with their fingers to use the brain fluid and blood to draw on a piece of paper could not come up with a script that makes less sense than this movie."


Tiradesverse tropesEdit

Ending songEdit

Hoobastank - Crawling In The Dark02:57

Hoobastank - Crawling In The Dark

Before and AfterEdit

Previous Episode - Episode 18 - Highlander II

Next Episode - Episode 20 - The Last Airbender

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