Catwoman is a 2004 action/fantasy film loosely based on the DC Comics character, starring CGI Halle Berry in a knock-off Mickey Mouse costume. It was directed by someone with only one name, and therefore was pretty much doomed from the start. Also, it's a movie based on one of the worst comic book characters in history, so that kind of put it behind the 8-ball, too.
In a linear sense, it is a sequel of sorts to either Batman Returns or Batman and Robin.
It may or may not be some clandestine anti-meth PSA, also.
Plot
CG'ed Halle Berry in a Mickey Mouse costume runs around an unnamed city trying to get revenge on an evil makeup company.
Notable Characters
- Patience Phillips/Catwoman
- Tom Lone
- Laurel Hedare
- George Hedare
- Ophelia (crazy cat lady)
- Sally
- Ivan Slavicky
- Midnight the cat
The Episode
- This episode marked the return of the podcast after a 3-month hiatus.
- A new intro debuted here
- This episode also saw the debut of the Ben Kingsley Paycheck term
Scores
James - Tyrotoxism
Damien - Retail
Highlights
- If Hoobastank's playing, you know it's just fucking out of control.
- What exactly is "a man sandwich"?
- Why would a makeup company need henchmen?
- Patience's death results in an All Cats Bulletin
- Cats are awesome at basketball
- Gotta have foot sweeps
- Catwoman accidently drinks Kazaam
- What exactly was the plan when they left Slavicky's body in the building?
- She just changes her clothes and leaves.
- The worst line of dialogue in the history of the show.
- Somehow has a complete lack of Courtneys (although Sally probably qualifies, in retrospect)
References
- Ray Charles
- A&E
- Batman Begins
- Batman and Robin
- Batman Returns
- Michael Keaton
- Masters of the Universe
- Family Guy
- Basic Instinct 2
- House of the Dead
- Eric Roberts
- Dead or Alive
- Birdemic
- Snidley Whiplash
- Batman: The Animated Series
- Hoobastank
- Ballistic: Ecks vs Sever
- Saw VI
- Kathy Griffin
- Merv Griffin
- Alice in Wonderland
- The Wicker Man
- Battlefield Earth
- Double Dragon
- Street Fighter
- Ralph Finnes
- Paul Bettany
- Blazing Saddles
- The Crow
- Daredevil
- Saw
- Up
- Wolfmother
- Murder-Set-Pieces
- Rhianna
- LA Noir
- Intolerance
- Buffy the Vampire Slayer
- Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li
- X-Men
- The Omen
- Anne Hathaway
- Mary Poppins
- My Super Ex Girlfriend
- Dragon Ball
- Superman
- Kevin Smith
- Audrey Hepburn
- Dark Knight Rises
- Monsters Ball
- Jungle Fever
- Baps
- Gothaca
- Swordfish
- Techno Viking
- Super Troopers
- People Getting Punched Before Eating
- Windows Movie Maker
- Octon
- Chinese Democracy
- George Carlin
Tiradesverse tropes
- Protagonist? - Catwoman
- Casio Keyboard
- Finer Cronies and Goons, Inc. - "Ryu" and "Ken"
- Foot sweeps
- There Are No Police - Rare instance where one guy is the entire force
- Ben Kingsley Paycheck - Frances Conroy
- Courtney - Sally
- New Santroitcagobergville
- Evil group laughter - George Hedare at one of the many evil meetings
- Nontendre - "Guess what? It's overtime!"
- Unrealistic Real Estate - Patience's apartment
Ending Song
Hayseed Dixie - Cat Scratch Fever
Before and After
Previous Episode - Episode 15 - Masters of the Universe
Next Episode - Episode 17 - The Fifth Anniversary Show