Edward Malus is the protagonist? of the 2006 film, The Wicker Man. He is played by Nicolas Cage.
Facts[]
- We're pretty sure that every single scene he was in was filmed in one take each
- Travels to an island to conduct a private investigation without telling anyone and while having no authority to do so
- Spends literally the entire movie meandering around aimlessly, trying to figure out where his daughter is
- Steals a bicycle at gunpoint from a woman wearing a bird mask
- Cancer Punches a woman in the face while wearing a bear costume
- Finds a burned doll in his daughter's unmarked grave instead of a body or bones
- Instead of wondering why it's there, he questions how it got burned
- Gets the Bee's Knees treatment
- Burned alive inside a giant pile of wood by his 5-year-old, psychopath daughter