Edward Carnby is the main protagonist? of the 2005 Uwe Boll film, Alone in the Dark. He is played by Christian Slater.
- Narrates everything
- Everything except the random sex scene, of course...
- Somehow has a worm creature thing implanted in him despite clearly being shown to have hidden from the evil scientist guy
- Can flash kick a person from flat on his back, which is a physically impossible maneuver
- Fan of massive understatements
- Can blindly shoot a padlock off of a door from the inside
- Formed a Supernova of Non-charisma with Stephen Dorff
- Presumably killed at the end of the movie by an unseen creature
- It was discovered over a year later that it was actually Zilla