Edward Carnby
is the main protagonist? of the 2005 Uwe Boll film, Alone in the Dark. He is played by Christian Slater.


  • Narrates everything
  • Everything except the random sex scene, of course...
  • Somehow has a worm creature thing implanted in him despite clearly being shown to have hidden from the evil scientist guy
  • Can flash kick a person from flat on his back, which is a physically impossible maneuver
  • Fan of massive understatements
  • Can blindly shoot a padlock off of a door from the inside
  • Formed a Supernova of Non-charisma with Stephen Dorff
  • Presumably killed at the end of the movie by an unseen creature
  • It was discovered over a year later that it was actually Zilla

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