Chris Barber a character in the 2013 David DeCoteau film, A Talking Cat!?!.  He is played by Justin Cone.


  • Totally isn't gay
  • Wears skinny jorts rolled up at least four inches above his knees
  • Gets hit on by some chick named Frannie in every single scene in which they're together, but still can't figure out if she's into him
  • Finds the concept of a talking cat to be totally normal and not bizarre in any manner
  • Has an extremely homoerotic pool scene with Trent
  • Along with his father, he "catalogues" and "scans" all of his hideous clothing...with a book light
  • Somehow, this magic book light picks out outfits for them to wear
  • Is Denny before he goes to college in The Room