Charlotte Mearing is a character in the 2011 Michael Bay film, Transformers: Dark of the Moon. She is played by Frances McDormand, who is collecting a Ben Kingsley Paycheck.
- Is a fucking cartoon character
- Is a carbon copy of Agent Simmons' and Galloway's characters from the previous two movies
- Only she's 3,000 times more insufferable
- Refuses help from the guy who killed Megatron and absorbed the knowledge of the Allspark into his brain
- Had a fling with Simmons at one point, which is a horrifying thought
- Ultimately, serves absolutely no purpose to the "plot"