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The Bella Pamphlet is an artifact in the Tiradesverse that signaled the imminent arrival of the demon spawn of Charlie Swan--Bella--to Forks, Washington. It was originally created by Charlie, who made one for every resident of Forks for the purpose of coercing them to all swoon over her and treat her as if she was Jesus Christ. They are printed on the backs of different Nicolas Cage film screenplays.

Through grueling research, it has been discovered that Charlie did this not because he cares about Bella, but because he was trying to keep her preoccupied with the other kids at her school in order to keep her away from him as much as possible.

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