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Batman/Bruce Wayne is a major protagonist? in the 1989-1997 Batman movie franchise. He is played by Michael Keaton in Batman and Batman Returns, Val Kilmer in Batman Forever, and George Clooney in Batman and Robin.

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  • His parents were killed by The Joker because fuck you, that's why
  • Actively kills dozens of bad guys, because everyone knows BATMAN is known for his murderous tendencies...
  • Caused the Joker to be created
  • Is much better at keeping law in Gotham than the actual police, which really isn't saying much, honestly
  • Despite it being really obvious, no one knows that Batman is Bruce Wayne, not even the main villain of Batman Returns
  • Uses the word "chair" in his office to drop himself into a secret tunnel system that leads straight to the Batcave. What if he's meeting with some people in his office and he says the word "chair"?
  • Kills people in the first two movies, including the person who killed his parents, then lectures Robin for wanting kill Two-Face
  • Inspires women to throw away any sense of professionalism in the pursuit of fucking him
  • Wields the Bat Credit Card
  • Seems to be constantly flashbacking to his parents dying
  • Despite Alfred being the closest thing to a father he has ever had, he treats him like shit
  • Eventually wears nipples on his rubber costume
  • If you can't tell, he's kind of a dick
  • Has some really funny College Humor skits
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