protagonist? in the 2005 Uwe Boll film, Alone in the Dark. She is played by Tara Reid.
- Uwe Boll apparently thought that putting her hair up and throwing a pair of glasses on her would make her look like a scientist
- Pronounces Newfoundland, "New-FOUND-land"
- Doesn't understand why a group of people would make a puzzle and scatter the pieces all over the world
- In other news, is a complete fucking idiot
- Can apparently fire an SMG despite being a museum curator
- Has a traveling arm wound