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Akiva

Akiva Goldsman is an Oscar-Winning (!) screenwriter, producer, and director. He is notable for inventing the Bat Credit Card.

FactsEdit

  • Has been drafted to help craft a Transformers Cinematic Universe in what can only be assumed to be an attempt to drive Damien and James insane
  • Gave Michael David Sims a concussion indirectly
  • Won an Oscar for a film that got all the facts wrong and white-washed the lifestory of a bisexual anti-semite who kept a secret wife and child
  • That probably would have been a better movie than Pity the Mentally Ill The Movie: Part 4789
  • Took part in a 2014 movie where Will Smith yells "denied!!!"
  • No one knows if he or Ehren Kruger is a bigger hack

Selected FilmographyEdit

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